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Bros Before Hos

I have always thought that saying was kinda funny, but in this case I guess it is sorta true. Although I do not consider any of my blogging friends hos. I am afraid I will not be making the DramaMamaConQueso party because of this guy. I hope everyone has a blast!!!!!

Oh You Bad Girl.....

We were hiding in a closet totally sucking face when this annoying noise broke us apart. I reluctantly pull myself away from his beautiful lips and then..... I wake up because that noise was my damn alarm.

I was having a dream about this guy from One Tree Hill. And we were totally going at it all hot and heavy. I woke up feeling a tad bit guilty as I look over at my sleeping hubby.

After I get out of the shower, Bryan is awake.

Bryan: Good morning baby!

Me: Morning hon.

Bryan: Did you give me back the debit card?

Me: Yes, why?

Bryan: I was dreaming about it for some reason.

Great, he's dreaming about our finances as I am swapping spit with Chad Michael Murray (sp).

Walmart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, overweight, sweaty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The angry woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins ... the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you bloody well think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike????"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Keep The Duck!

I am guilty! You may be asking what the hell is she talking about, well if you pop on over to http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/ you'll see the topic is pretty much about stealing. Now I am not talking about tvs, stereos, or cars people but smaller things like gum, tiny stuffed animals, and the infamous Gap duck. It is quite funny because I just heard a radio station discussing this same topic the other morning. The d.j. was talking to a mother who's little girl had been stealing packs of gum from different stores that they would shop at. When the mother discovered what had been happening, she took her daughter down to the police station, had her confess, and basically threatened her with jail. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions here but I was thinking damn, that's a bit harsh.

I still remember babysitting my cousin (who at the time was about 3) for the weekend and I took him into a Target to pick up a few things I needed. While I was getting him situated in my car, I noticed him gripping a little tube of M&M's that I knew I had not paid for. Honestly, at the age of 19 I was too embarrassed to even think about taking him back inside and returning the stolen candy. At 29 and the mother of two, I am still guilty of allowing Claire and Taylor pick a candy out of the Brach's candy dispenser in the grocery store and looking the other way. I have also gotten out to my car after a shopping trip with two screaming children and you can bet your ass I did not go back inside to pay for the forgotten soda/water/whatever underneath the shopping cart. The fact that we got out of the store alive is a miracle in itself.

Do I think stealing is okay? No, and although I tell my children not to be "jacking shit" from the stores, it is hard to drill that bit in when mommy just looks the other way on some things. But hey, I am just one of those Mommas who prefers to pick her battles.

So lets hear it, what is your take on the duck??

Sk*rt

Have you checked sk*rt out yet? It totally rocks!

http://www.sk-rt.com/ - Makes me feel special being a girlie and all! ;)

This Little Piggie Cried Wee Wee Wee All The Way Home

My grandfather's party was a huge success, as usual. We had over 50 people attend (friends, family, neighbors, etc) and my aunt had even had t-shirts made saying something along the line of "I survived the 10th annual......" because really by Sunday most are feeling pretty crappy. Friday night is what we all call the pre-party. Immediate family come down and start helping by setting up tables, chairs, decorating, and so on but we usually stop around 6 or so and start the tunes, karaoke, dancing, and drinking. Normally I am out there with everyone else hammin' it up but old age got the best of me this year and I was sound asleep with the kids by 9 pm. Saturday was much better as we all sweat our asses off in the heat and had a brisket, sausage, and a variety of other foods for lunch/dinner and then the party started again that evening. I did much better and managed to hang out with the best of them, well until around 1 and then couldn't take any more. This year's get together included family quarrels (my brother can be a real ass) and I don't think he will be coming back next year. Oh well, less for me to have to worry about.

So, answering everyone question, yes we had a great time but I was thrilled to be back home in my own bed Sunday night. And I am super happy that it is only once a year.

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Have you heard about MamaDramaConQueso yet? If you haven't, check it out!! http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/ I am soooo going and I hope to see you there too.