Ok, like I was saying. If you used to read my old posts and maybe you are just reading now.... I was very lady-like, I never ever "tooted" around men. Ever!!! And for the longest time, when I lived with some boyfriends, we never used the restroom for # 2 when one of us was home!!! Ever. My first boyfriend/fiancé, I lived with him and his family for at least a year or more. I surely didn't hold it in that long - but I don't remember ever pooping when he was home.
One of my boyfriends and I moved in together later on in life. I would literally go to the grocery store by our house if he was home and I had to poop. But that I blame on a previous boyfriend. I told him I was going to take a shower, which I was but I locked the door because I also had to poop. I had just gotten into the shower when I hear him say "Don't ever tell me you shit don't stink" and died laughing. I was mortified. He had picked the lock and was very proud of himself.
Bryan never farted around me, and when he did, I got mad. Why? Because girls don't fart! LOL That's what I like to say. We have settled into an old married couple now. I still do not want to talk about your bowel movements, nasty. But, usually when he does fart he will let me know prior. And you would be proud of me. I also do it around him when I can't hold it, and I will say I have to toot. He says toot away! And if it is loud, he will say that isn't a toot, that's a fart. Men!!!!
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