This morning Claire was rifling through our bathroom drawer, one of her new favorite hobbies that drive me insane.
She holds up a box of OB tampons that someone had given me and I had never used because they freak me out. But, I saved them just in case of an emergency.
"What are these Momma?"
Now Claire is only 8 and a very young 8 at that, so I have not had the discussion with her about periods, the facts of life, nada. And I wasn't about to then either. Luckily I was brushing my teeth when she asked the question so I had a few minutes to try to think of an answer but before I could even spit, she replied.
"Oh I KNOW, they're giant earplugs!!!"
Yup. Now move along please.