My sister is always dieting so I had to share this little conversation because she friggin cracks me up!
Lyndsey : i took this shit to clean out my collan and needless to say the shit backed me
Lyndsey : up
Lyndsey : i had the worst night of my life last night.
Nicole : Yikes
Lyndsey : instead of pooping i was in pain all night long
Nicole : is there a reason why u were doing a colon cleanser?
Lyndsey : i had to take two ex-lax to help this process along, and now i'm suffering the conisquences
Nicole : Dude - that sux
Lyndsey : nah...someone said you hold 10 pounds of poo in your collan, so i decided to lose 10 pounds
Lyndsey : shit didn't work
Nicole : lol
Nicole : I thought u were past all of that silly girl. One of my fav memories is still u needing to go at the dang Kmart
Nicole : ur not fat anyways
Lyndsey : lol!!! i am passed that, but still....i thought it was would be quick and painless
Lyndsey : i was a pro at the whole ex-lax thing, but this shit is horrible and doesn't work
Lyndsey : never again will i take herbal laxitives
Nicole : lol
Nicole : good grief
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