Bryan: (Yelling from the kitchen) Why is it every time I leave this damn house something breaks?!?!
*He has turned the disposal off and on now for about 10 times and it sounds like it is trying to eat a dinosaur)
Me: I have no idea honey.
*Do you think I am going to tell him I poured popcorn kernels down the drain?? Hell no!*
Bryan: Did you have something to do with this??
Me: No honey.
Bryan: *Muttering* Yeah like when you didn't brake the vacumme by trying to suck up actual limbs from the Christmas tree......