Last night I had some errands to run and as we were returning to the house, the song "All My Exes Live In Texas" by George Strait came on the radio. I heard Claire humming along in the back seat followed by a giant gasp.
Claire: Mom, he just said a bad word!
Me: What? I don't think George has ever cursed in his life?!?
Claire: See, there, he said it again. He said the A word.
Me: *Listening* Honey, I don't hear.....
Claire: *Whispering* Yeah Momma, he just said ass. Hear it?
Me: *I couldn't help laughing* No honey, he is saying Exes. That's what we call a serious country twang.