So Bryan and I are enjoying are adult time and the bonus part is the kids are having a GREAT time in Georgia with Bryan's folks. We both talk to the kids every day, Bryan usually in the morning and I call when I get home from work.
Here is my conversation last night with my son.
Me: Hey baby, how are you?
Taylor: Good. How are you Mommy? I miss you.
Me: I am doing good too - I miss you too.
Taylor: How is Gracie (the puppy that no longer lives with us but he doesn't know this yet), is she still tearing up stuff?
Me: Probably (Not a total lie, she has probably ate the old lady that adopted her by now)
Taylor: What are you doing?
Me: Watching a movie.
Taylor: Is it Family Guy?
Me: Uhh no, its a movie.
Taylor: Is it a scary movie? (He loves watching scary movies with me)
Me: Nope, its like a comedy - a funny movie.
Taylor: Ohhh! (he laughs like I have told him a joke)
Taylor: Momma, what are you doing?
Me: I told you Taylor, I'm talking to you.
Taylor: Momma, are you poopin'?
Me: *Thinking* WTH? I cannot believe he is asking me this right in front of Bryan's mother who once called me a Jezebel. I choose to ignore him
Me: So did you have fun today making puppets?
Taylor: Yup. Momma, are you poopin'??
Me: No Taylor and Momma has to go now.
Taylor: Bye Momma! I love you.
Me: I love you too baby, even though I want to crawl under the damn couch and hide.