Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Phone Conversation With Taylor

So Bryan and I are enjoying are adult time and the bonus part is the kids are having a GREAT time in Georgia with Bryan's folks. We both talk to the kids every day, Bryan usually in the morning and I call when I get home from work.

Here is my conversation last night with my son.

Me: Hey baby, how are you?

Taylor: Good. How are you Mommy? I miss you.

Me: I am doing good too - I miss you too.

Taylor: How is Gracie (the puppy that no longer lives with us but he doesn't know this yet), is she still tearing up stuff?

Me: Probably (Not a total lie, she has probably ate the old lady that adopted her by now)

Taylor: What are you doing?

Me: Watching a movie.

Taylor: Is it Family Guy?

Me: Uhh no, its a movie.

Taylor: Is it a scary movie? (He loves watching scary movies with me)

Me: Nope, its like a comedy - a funny movie.

Taylor: Ohhh! (he laughs like I have told him a joke)

Taylor: Momma, what are you doing?

Me: I told you Taylor, I'm talking to you.

Taylor: Momma, are you poopin'?

Me: *Thinking* WTH? I cannot believe he is asking me this right in front of Bryan's mother who once called me a Jezebel. I choose to ignore him

Me: So did you have fun today making puppets?

Taylor: Yup. Momma, are you poopin'??

Me: No Taylor and Momma has to go now.

Taylor: Bye Momma! I love you.

Me: I love you too baby, even though I want to crawl under the damn couch and hide.

2 comments:

Hol&J said...

So, are you poopin?
LMAO!

Phoenix said...

Too funny. Reminds me of the way mmy brother was at that age.