We were talking about getting stung by jellyfish the other day and how peeing on the sting was a big ass myth and think about all of those poor people who got peed on for nothing. This reminded Claire the time that Bryan was out doing yard work one weekend. He was on a ladder cutting back the bushes and hedges when out flies a wasp and stings him on his ass.
He came running into the house, hollering and flailing his hands all around. I was the only one in the living room so he leaned over the couch while I pulled his shorts and undies down to reveal his tush. There on one of the cheeks was a bright red swollen angry welt. He couldn't sit down normally for days and I could not stop laughing. I still laugh any time it gets brought up.