Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Peeing In The Pool

I was listening to a radio program this morning and they were asking people to be honest and admit if they peed in the pool. Giggling to myself, it brought back a few pool memories of my kiddos.

When Claire was about 4 years old and Taylor was 3 we lived in an apartment complex where we were regulars at the pool. The problem was our apartment was not close enough to the pool for us to run back and forth for potty breaks. Claire came to me and said she needed to go pee pee. I told her to go and pee in the pool, every little kid in here does it and it was not big of a deal. Claire looked at me like I was crazy and I did my best to justify this action with a 4 year old.

Claire slowly walked back to the pool, stood on the first step, and pulled her little bathing suit aside so her popo (our family word for vagina) was exposed. I ran over to her with a "what are you doing?" as she calmly explained to me that she was NOT going to pee pee on her "babin suit".

Not much longer after our little episode with Claire, we were out at the pool again. Taylor was happily splashing on the top step when he froze, stood up, and started to scream his head off. We had no idea what the hell was wrong with him! My x goes to him and grabs him by his little hand to walk him over to me. Before he even takes his third step, a huge turd falls out of his swim shorts and plops onto the floor where x accidentally steps on it. I was laughing my damn head off!!

6 comments:

For the Love... said...

Bwhaaa haaa haaa!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!

My boys wanted to leave the beach and walk back to the house to tee-tee (the very same boys who will leave the house to go tee tee in the woods?!?!). I slyly told them to just go in the ocean. Magnuts walks right up to the edge of the water, whips it out and arcs a perfect stream of urine right into the surf. I did tell him to go in the water, I didn't say he had to be in the water....

mommiebear2 said...

LOL, Thats funny because Taylor did that exact same thing last year at the beach. ;)

WhoseMommy said...

Too funny. Zoƫ is terrified to pee in a pool and will never do it!

Hol&J said...

Haaaaa! That's hilarious! *Must remember this later on down the road.*

Jenny said...

Ha! I'm literally laughing out loud here.

ally said...

Think u may have written this about a century ago, but I've just seen it - brought back memories of my nephew when he was 4 - he ALWAYS removed his swimming costume and held his peepee, whether he was IN the water or standing by the side. It was so funny - my neice (2 years older) used to shout "Gary's got his thingy out again Mom!"
Ally