A very loud, unattractive, overweight, sweaty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The angry woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins ... the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you bloody well think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike????"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
8 comments:
Bwaaa haa ha! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh! I will have to use that one day!
That's a good one!
I'm laughing out loud. That's great.
haahaaaaaaaaaaa! Beautiful!!
funny!
Snort!! I've seen this woman! She - and people like her - are the reason I stay far, far away from Walmart!!!!
Ha ha ha! Great one!
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