Last night Claire didn't want to have leftovers so she asked to have a Totino's pizza which is easy peasy since you just throw it in the oven. My kind of meal! Anyway, I normally cut it into 4 slices but last night I cut it into smaller sizes.
Claire: Mom, are you trying to make me fat by giving me more pizza?
Me: Claire, it is the same size pizza hon. Just smaller pieces.