I am not the chef in our house, Bryan is. Now don't get me wrong. I can cook some things like tacos, Hamburger Helper, and over the past few years branched out to using the crock pot. But I am no Master of the Kitchen.
Yesterday I put a pork loin in the crock pot for dinner. When it was done, I made some green beans and Velveeta Shells N Cheese. Feeling mighty proud of myself I joked around with Bryan saying how I was a Chef now and used my spatula as a wand. And then......it snapped in half. I felt like a dumbass as Bryan said, "and that was a good one too."