Thursday, April 12, 2007

Too Funny Not To Share

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks."Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

4 comments:

Heather said...

That is so funny! I get so mad when my hubby is mean to the cats. Maybe this could be a new "not tonight" excuse for me??

The Davis' said...

Interesting concept there. I'll have to keep it in mind. ;)

Jenny said...

Ha! Love it!

Shauna said...

Hilarious!