If you don't know where the title of this blog came from, then you must see the movie "Big Daddy" with Adam Sandler.
The other night Taylor was calling my name from the bathroom. I went into see what he needed and the boy had done his business and needed me to wipe his butt.
Me: Taylor, you really need to learn how to wipe your own butt.
Taylor: I will Momma, when I get older.
Me: Sweetie, you're already 5.
Taylor: Momma, I will learn how to when I am older - like when I'm big and driving a car.