Friday, August 24, 2007

Porn For Doggies?

I will give you one guess what I am doing tonight? Give up? My dog's new man is coming over so we can start making some babies. Yup, you heard right. Paris is getting knocked up ~ hopefully.

Paris is a teacup Chihuahua (full blood with papers) and a neighbor has one as well named Harley. We've been keeping up with Paris's period (fun stuff right there) and this weekend is seems she should be ready to mount, uhhh I mean go. So Harley's owner is bringing him over to spend some quality time with Paris. Claire refers to Harley as Paris's husband, my girl's got morals! ;)

So everyone put some bow chica bow wow music on for us and keep those fingers crossed.

7 comments:

Hol&J said...

Wheeee puppies! Good luck Paris. Good luck N and B.

Coffee Slut said...

Happy puppy making!

Margaret said...

Ummmm....i have so many questions but I won't ask. Except do they have their private time in the backyard???

Oh, The Joys said...

Bow Chicka Ruff Ruff!

my minivan is faster than yours said...

So, Paris is gonna get a piece, huh?! Ata girl!

LOVE your header!

Ann(ie) said...

haaahaaaaaaaa....I'm laughing my ass off at bow chica ruff ruff!!!

=)

Wishing you success!

Special K ~Toni said...

I'm ready to be mounted to- my hubby needs to come home from this deployment!

Oh- this is about you and your dog? Ummm.. Happy getting knocked up Paris!