The other night we went out to dinner and on the way home, a motorcycle drove by that was making it's super loud "BLAT BLAT" noise.
Me: What was that??
Bryan: That motorcycle.
Me: Man, that was lous.
Taylor: Oh yeah? Check this out!
He proceeds to lift his left butt cheek up and let out a fart just as damn loud as that motorcycle.
Me: TAYLOR LOUIS!!
Him: Sorry Mom.
Bryan: I think he just shit himself.