Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Another day

My morning started off like normal I guess. 6 am the alarm goes off (my alarm is actually my loving hubby giving me a kiss good morning before he is off to work.) It was my job this morning to get the kids ready for school, make the lunches, drop them off at daycare, all before 7 am. Needless to say, my rugrats are NOT morning people. I could put them to sleep at 7 pm the night before and they will still drag ass in the morning, Usually I put on "You've got to move it, move it" from Madagascar to help start their engines but this morning thanks to http://www.kevincharnas.com/, I put on.... Scissor Sisters - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" . Needless to say, 6 plays later and they were ready to go. Claire was literally glued to the damn computer and at the end of the video would look at me and say, "Mama one more time please." So I have to say thank you Kevin because anything that helps the munchkins move it-move it in the am is frigging excellent. Anyone who is interested can go to his blog and see this video and one other, they rock! I'd post them myself but well, I don't know how!! Surprise, surprise right? (sarcasm big time here)


My day goes on to turn out to be a real hum dinger. I don't think my phone ever stopped ringing and I am pretty sure there was smoke coming from my cubicle. When I finally thought oh god it's almost over as 4 o'clock rolled around, I thought this day can't be any fuc**ng worse I finally made a run to the restroom. Now I work in a very nice office. It is family owned and pretty much everyone that works there has been there for at least 2 years or more but with every job, people quit or get fired. Recently, we hired about 4 new people in the office. Great, right? Well I hauled ass into the bathroom after holding it for a good 2 hours and sat down with great relief. But..... wait, what is that wetness all over my butt?? It's wet. Wait, oh wait, you have got to be kidding me. No fuc**ing way!!! I wipe quickly and with my pants still down, I slowly turn around and look at the toilet. SOMEONE HAS PEED ALL OVER THE DAMN SEAT!!!! AND I SAT IN IT!!! Now at this point I don't know what is worse, the seat completely still covered in someone else's pee that is clearly still on the seat where my ass hadn't soaked it up or, or the fact that someone had just sprayed the toilet with urine? How is this even possible people????


Mama Drama Jenny said...

Sitting in pee is the worst.

Who is peeing all over these seats? They must be shot.

min said...

jenny would know.