Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Memes Galore

I was tagged a lifetime ago by http://othejoys.blogspot.com/index.html for a meme and then my girl Stephanie over at http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/ hit me with another today so I figure I better get busy before memes start piling up like work on my desk.


1. My middle name is Danette. My mother had absolutely no creativity when it came to naming her first born child. She hoped and prayed for a little boy so she could name him Nicholas after the darling boy on the tv show Eight is Enough. God played a joke on her and gave her a girl instead, hence the name Nicole. I have two cousins with the middle names of Annette and Janette - and along came Duhnette....

2. I slept with my baby blanket until the age of 25 when I left my evil ex husband and it became misplaced. The dick probably set it on fire.

3. My family lovingly calls me Colee or Cole, but people who do not know me assume I go by Nikki. As a kid, Nikki was the evil me as far as my parents were concerned.

4. I do not like Jello

5. I have had my tongue pierced 3 times, my upper ear pierced, my belly button pierced, and my eyebrow and took them all out. My friends used to laugh and say how much money I have spent yet had nothing to show for it.

6. I have also died my hair every color imaginable and once had the chelsea haircut (hair buzzed to almost nothing and longish bangs).

7. I chipped my front tooth by trying to open a can with it.

8. I used to despise all meat as a child so I would put as much in my mouth as I could and spit it out either in the toilet or over the neighbor's fence (stood on the slide).

9. Bryan (my dear sweet man) once peed on my foot in the shower

10. I also got my first date with him by lying about my eye color (colored contacts)


Now for Stephanie's.........

The rules:
-Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
-People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
-At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
-Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

1. I bite my nails and even used to bite my toenails as a kid. Ew.

2. I do not like going to church but I DO believe in God.

3. I once tried using hubby's nose hair trimmer thingie and just about ripped out my nose ring.

4. Oh, I have a tiny little diamond stud in my left nostril that I got for my bday about 4 years ago and I love it!!

5. I once with my bff to get her nipple pierced, I even went into the room with her to give some moral support or something. I was mortified when they had her stand against a wall with no shirt on so they could draw teeny marks with a pen on her nipples. I think I was more embarrassed then her.

6. My mother once got on all fours and barked like a dog in front of one of my boyfriends. (Yes I am afraid alcohol was involved)

7. I can not cook. This past week I tried making a Yakisobi(not sure of spelling) and it was like ramen noodle soup but much better. I totally ruined it in the microwave and started to cry

8. Last night I had a sex dream with the hot brothers from the tv show Supernatural. Woohoo!!

Update: I totally forgot to tag me some peeps!!


Have fun!


Toni said...

He peed on your foot?? And you are sharing that with the world? Brave woman!

mommiebear2 said...

It was so long ago I cant even remember all that happened except that I was mortified and we were only 20.

Heather said...

I pink puffy heart you! I will do this.

Hol&J said...

You almost ripped your stud out of your nose? Owee! *memes can be so interesting sometimes*

yerdoingitwrong said...

The dick probably set it on fire.

Heeeheeeeeeee...I think our fucktard ex hubby's might be related.

And I hate Jello, too.


Fun meme, girlie.

Girl con Queso said...

Awesome info! And I can't believe you don't like Jello.

Oh, The Joys said...

Excellent work! Thanks for playing along!

(I will never do another meme as DOG is my witness!!)

Shauna said...

Peed on your foot? Nose stud? Jello? Great list! I'll work on the meme, but I guarantee it won't be as entertaining! :)

Stephanie said...

Honey, I SO dig you for this!! I think you're as weird as me!!

And brave! I have no piercings except my ears.

Oh, and I think our moms are related...

Lotta said...

If there was no jello I wouldn't be able to do this weight loss crap. I live for my jello and whip cream. So take that. Danette!

Jenny said...

Number 10. I did the exact same thing. They were violet.