Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Out Of Mouths Of Babes # 3 I Think...

A few weeks ago I had went out with a bunch of people from work on a Friday and that Saturday morning, mommy was suffering from a serious hang over.

Taylor: What's wrong mommy?

Me: Ohhhh, my stomach hurts - it is not feeling very well.

Taylor: Maybe you have a captilla in there..

(Can you tell what book he has been reading at school?)

As I started to roll myself out of the bed to go to the kitchen Claire stops me,

Claire: *Pointing at my bra laying on the dresser* Mommy, don't forget to put on your boobs.


Last night I overheard this conversation between Taylor(5) and Claire(6)

Taylor: Elvis is the bomb right Claire?

Claire: Yeah, but so is Kenny Chesney.

Taylor: Yeah but Elvis is THE bomb.

Claire: But Kenny Chesney is a cowboy bomb!

Taylor: So is Elvis.

Claire: No-no Elvis is not a cowboy!!

Taylor: Yes he is right mom?

Claire: *voices are rising* Mom, tell him Elvis is NOT a cowboy!!

Me: They are both the bomb, leave it at that please.

This morning while I was getting Claire dressed I asked her if she had sweet dreams last night,

Claire: Yes I did.

Me: What did you dream about?

Claire: I pulled 5 Christmas ornaments out of my butt.

Me: Nice.


Hol&J said...

Oh. My. Gosh. Elvis and Kenny Chesney - cowboy bomb? Christmas ornaments? ROFL!

Toni said...

ROFLMAO! I wish I could take my boobs off!

Stephanie said...

I *heart* your kids!! Really, really *heart* them!!!