Last night Taylor was up at the kitchen table working on math homework. Bryan gave him a few almonds to snack on while he stood over there and helped him. Taylor popped one in and started making wierd faces.
Bryan: Your dentures botherin you?
Taylor: *Rolling Eyes* No, I just can't get the shell off.
Bryan: Son, it doesn't have a shell. It is an almond.
Taylor: Oh. Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Then the next hour he kept complaining that he had pistachio stuck in his teeth.